texburgher:

luckyshirt:

Right-click the image to download the MP3 of Gold Digger, the first single by steelshirt.

Then you put it on your iPod and walk around town like you’re carrying a bazooka.

We just request that you smash your sim card if you put it on an iPhone. We expect this file to become self-aware within a week due to its genius, and we don’t want it being able to call SkyNet.

steelshirt is:

@steelopus on guitar and bass

@luckyshirt on vocals

Holy hell, you’ve got to be kidding me. This is great. I’m going to put this on infinite repeat and spend the weekend drinking Southern Comfort and feeding tabloids to my shredder.

Awesome. Fuck this Kanye guy (whoever that is)! — Um, music video? (You know, those little clips they made back in the 90s for MTV? or something)