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J-WOWW describes herself as a “praying mantis,” but she also...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 18:56:29 +0100

J-WOWW describes herself as a “praying mantis,” but she also demands to be called “J-WOWW” because “that’s what people say in the club when they see me,” proving that she is hearing disabled or totally insane. She looks like a statue I would make if I was commissioned to design a campaign around the idea that breast implants won’t solve all of your problems, and she sounds like a 60 year-old chain-smoking diner hag.

Jersey Shore: Worst Thing to Happen to East Coast Since 9/11

Introducing a new line of cinematic prop replicas with one of...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:49:52 +0100

Introducing a new line of cinematic prop replicas with one of the most iconic masks in the superhero world: The Bat-Cowl from Batman Returns! Limited to a production run of only 500 pieces, the Bat-Cowl has been professionally crafted from the original prop worn in Tim Burton’s 1992 film. Composed of sturdy fiberglass, the non-wearable Bat-Cowl hangs on a utility-belt-styled display stand.

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moltz: Ben Compton caused me to have an uncomfortable relationship with someone at work. (This is...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:31:54 +0100

moltz:

Ben Compton caused me to have an uncomfortable relationship with someone at work. (This is actually kind of true.)

Adding “(This is actually kind of true.)” to statements on a regular basis may cause the loss of “credibility points.”

How by Toby Lunchbreath

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:50:40 +0100

How by Toby Lunchbreath

o rly?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:51:11 +0100

o rly?

25 Extreme Examples of Laziness

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:05:50 +0100

25 Extreme Examples of Laziness

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Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:52:58 +0100

"Really, if there’s anything I’d like people to understand about this movie is just how..."

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:29:05 +0100

“Really, if there’s anything I’d like people to understand about this movie is just how unbelievably expensive Tom Ford products are.”

- Choire on Tom Ford’s ‘A Single Man’

Massive Attack feat. Hope Sandoval Paradise Circus

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:59:00 +0100

Massive Attack feat. Hope Sandoval

Paradise Circus

This made me laugh.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:20:23 +0100

This made me laugh.

Portishead Chase the Tear International human rights day (10...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:40:40 +0100

Portishead

Chase the Tear

_{International human rights day (10 December) marks the anniversary of the United Nation’s historic ”Universal Declaration Of Human Rights” on 10 December 1948. The UDHR set out for the first time in a single document the fundamental rights to which everyone, everywhere is entitled - including the right to life, liberty, security, the freedoms of opinion, association and expression, and the right not to be subjected to torture or cruel, inhumane and degrading treatment. More information: amnesty.org.uk/udhr}

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In addition to giving the alphabet a “much-needed...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:59:26 +0100

In addition to giving the alphabet a “much-needed face-lift,” Greenberg and his team said they’d be drastically changing the order of most letters in an effort to better reflect modern tastes.

Welcome to the Typocalypse.

Beatles 3000 1000 years in the future, the legacy of John, Paul,...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:46:47 +0100

Beatles 3000

1000 years in the future, the legacy of John, Paul, Greg, and Scottie remains.

www.scottgairdner.com

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Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:34:27 +0100

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Even his text made sense for the typo... I'm very pleased to slay the beast

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:28:26 +0100

Even his text made sense for the typo... I'm very pleased to slay the beast

What If Superman and Batman Switched Powers?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:31:53 +0100

What If Superman and Batman Switched Powers?

Creepiest comments I have ever seen under a Youtube video.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:43:33 +0100

Creepiest comments I have ever seen under a Youtube video.

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Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:28:15 +0100

DJ Hell feat. Bryan Ferry U Can Dance

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:35:07 +0100

DJ Hell feat. Bryan Ferry

U Can Dance

The Gummys are possibly the most important award on the web,...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:10:08 +0100

The Gummys are possibly the most important award on the web, right next to the Webbies, The Forkies, the Perezzies, and even the Espys. Winning a Gummy usually means that an artist has a strong following of people who are willing to vote for them on internet forms/ballots, or possibly the band has a naive fan base who believes they can ‘prove something’ by winning a web award that ultimately helps a successful site garner ‘mad hits.’ Musicians who win Gummys may or may not be able to sell mad albums. It is important to try to make sense of the voter selections so that we can learn more about Stereogum/GumReaders/the_mp3_blogosphere.

Haha.